Tenured Members:
D.r. Daniel A. Ramaley, GmPL
Director (2000-05-14 11:59:59 to present)
Chair, Executive Committee (2000-05-14 11:59:59 to present)
Chair, High Voltage Physics Group (1997-01-19 01:52 to present)
Librarian (2000-05-14 11:59:59 to present)
Archivist (1997-01-19 01:37 to present)
Assistant Director (1997-01-19 01:37 to 2000-05-14 11:59:59)
Chair, Membership Committee (1997-01-19 01:37 to 2000-05-14 11:59:59)
Degree: Grand Master of Perpendicular Logic,
summa cum laude
Project: Applying electric current to a dill pickle to make it
glow
Voted: 19 January 1997
Invested: 19 January 1997
Member Number: 0001
D.r. Lathrop L. Preston, GmPL
Degree: Grand Master of Perpendicular Logic,
summa cum laude
Project: Using Orbitz as a lava lamp
Voted: 06 March 1997
Invested: 07 March 1997
Member Number: 0005
D.r. Sallyanne I. Preston, GmPL
Degree: Grand Master of Perpendicular Logic,
summa cum laude
Project: Dropping text books on whip-cream-filled mylar
balloon Showing why Tom's proof "Wives are
Useless" is useless
Voted: 07 December 1999
Invested: 29 January 2000
Member Number: 000B
D.r. Matthew E. Poush, GmPL
Assistant Director (2002-04-16 to present)
Chair, Membership Committee (2002-04-16 to present)
Executive Committee (2002-04-16 to present)
Degree: Grand Master of Perpendicular Logic,
summa cum laude
Project: Calculation of drying time of a pile of snot filling a
football field to a depth of one mile
Voted: 09 February 2000
Invested: 12 February 2000
Member Number: 0014
D.r. Allison R. Harris, GmPL
Degree: Grand Master of Perpendicular Logic,
summa cum laude
Project: Calculation of the resonant frequency of air
Voted: 04 May 2000
Invested: 05 May 2000
Member Number: 0017
D.r. Drew A. Fustin, GmPL
Degree: Grand Master of Perpendicular Logic,
summa cum laude
Project: Calculation of number of red apples American eat per
year.
Voted: 06 May 2001
Invested: 06 May 2001
Member Number: 001B
D.r. Brandon E. Meiers, GmPL
Degree: Grand Master of Perpendicular Logic,
summa cum laude
Project: Unconstituinality of the laws of physics haiku.
Voted: 06 May 2001
Invested: 06 May 2001
Member Number: 0021
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Members on Sabbatical:
D.r. Louis R. Centrella, GmPL
Membership Committee
Degree: Grand Master of Perpendicular Logic,
summa cum laude
Project: Creating the High Council of Elders, an e-mail based
discussion group
Voted: 20 January 1997
Invested: 25 January 1997
Member Number: 0002
Date of Sabbatical: 6 May 2001
D.r. David E. Loveall, GmPL
Chair, Department of Inritum est qua legibus prohibitum est [Void Where Prohibited by Law] Law (1998-03-01 19:42 to present)
Executive Committee (1998-03-01 19:42 to present)
Degree: Grand Master of Perpendicular Logic,
summa cum laude
Project: Hooking a TI-92 to the internet
Voted: 24 April 1997
Invested: 25 April 1997
Member Number: 0006
Date of Sabbatical: 16 April 2002
D.r. Brian H. Bossé, GmPL
Assistant Director (2000-05-14 11:59:59 to 2001-05-10)
Chair, Membership Committee (2000-05-14 11:59:59 to 2001-05-10)
Executive Committee (2000-05-14 11:59:59 to 2001-05-10)
Degree: Grand Master of Perpendicular Logic,
summa cum laude
Project: Calculations for using a computer microprocessor to
cook pancakes
Voted: 09 February 2000
Invested: 12 February 2000
Member Number: 0011
Date of Sabbatical: 16 April 2002
D.r. Patricia K. Michaels, GmPL
Degree: Grand Master of Perpendicular Logic,
summa cum laude
Project: Determining the percentage of oranges that have good
acting ability
Voted: 09 February 2000
Invested: 12 February 2000
Member Number: 0012
Date of Sabbatical: 6 May 2001
D.r. Cecily M. Dubusker, GmPL
Assistant Director (2001-05-10 to 2002-04-16)
Chair, Membership Committee (2001-05-10 to 2002-04-16)
Executive Committee (2001-05-10 to 2002-04-16)
Degree: Grand Master of Perpendicular Logic,
summa cum laude
Project: Proving buffalo have collapsible bones
Voted: 09 February 2000
Invested: 12 February 2000
Member Number: 0013
Date of Sabbatical: 6 May 2001
D.r. Julie A. Klingelhofer, GmPL
Degree: Grand Master of Perpendicular Logic,
summa cum laude
Project: How to grow sperm in order to impregnate D.r.
Dubusker
Voted: 12 February 2000
Invested: 12 February 2000
Member Number: 0016
Date of Sabbatical: 6 May 2001
D.r. Andrew R. Thompson, GmPL
Degree: Grand Master of Perpendicular Logic,
summa cum laude
Project: Proof that ice cream has no mass
Voted: 04 May 2000
Invested: 05 May 2000
Member Number: 0018
Date of Sabbatical: 6 May 2001
D.r. Geoffrey T. Tims, GmPL
Degree: Grand Master of Perpendicular Logic,
summa cum laude
Project: Proof that ice cream has no mass
Voted: 04 May 2000
Invested: 05 May 2000
Member Number: 0019
Date of Sabbatical: 6 May 2001
D.r. Chad R. Brewbaker, GmPL
Degree: Grand Master of Perpendicular Logic,
summa cum laude
Project: Solution to the tarrying student problem.
Voted: 06 May 2001
Invested: 06 May 2001
Member Number: 0020
Date of Sabbatical: 16 April 2002
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